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Can’t Talk, cooking

Cincinnati Chili

October 23, 2015 |

It has come to my attention that many people in the world have never heard of Cincinnati chili. This is a travesty of a situation, as Cincinnati chili is one of my favorite foods. Come, learn with me the wonders … Read More

The Best Holiday Gift Idea

December 12, 2014 |

I’ve monkeyed around with how to handle gifts for relatives and friends during the holidays for many years. I sometimes hand make things, sometimes we bake, and many times I just say fuck it, everyone gets gift cards.

This year, I … Read More

The Ketogenic Diet & 5 Kitchen Essentials

December 4, 2014 |

The Ketogenic Diet is a low-carb, high-fat plan that I’ve been on for quite some time. Generally my plan consists of 60% fat, 30% protein, and 10% carbs. A lot of people scoff when I tell them what I eat … Read More

Holiday Recipes for Vegetarians

November 26, 2014 | | One Comment

I’m a vegetarian, which can make dining with family and friends a bit tricky, especially when they want to go to a steakhouse but assure you that the steakhouse serves “Salads”. (Steakhouse salads, for the uninitiated, usually consist of a … Read More

Spotlight: KawaiiSweetWorld

November 13, 2014 |

For those of you who don’t follow my personal account on Twitter, you might not know of my affinity for cute things. Even better are cute things that double as useful or consumable, like Sailor Moon stationary or Rilakkuma kitchen gadgets.

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Bell’s Handy Holiday Guide to Feeding a Vegetarian

December 3, 2013 | | 2 Comments


There are two kinds of vegetarians. I’m not talking about the whole vegan/ pescetarian/ ovo-lacto vegetarian bullshit because 1) that’s more than two things and I know how to count and also BULLSHIT, PESCETARIANS. BULL. SHIT. YOU AREN’T VEGETARIANS. … Read More

How to Roast a Turkey and Also Get Super Dry Skin

November 27, 2013 |

(yeah. I won NaNoWriMo this morning. That’s unrelated to this post, but I WON NANOWRIMO THIS  MORNING SO TOO BAD.)

I learned everything I know about cooking from Grandma Google, pretty much. When I decided I wanted to do my … Read More