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Heads Up

Upcoming games you should know about

Offbeat Games: Trash TV

July 7, 2015 |

Imagine you’re a tv. After years of dedicated service, you find yourself thrown out. Do you just lie there and let yourself be recycled?

Of course not. You get up and you go on a hunt for your remote control. … Read More

Offbeat Games! Divide By Sheep

July 2, 2015 |

Imagine you’re a dude that has sheep. You have to move the sheep from one place to another to save them from… things. I’m not actually sure what. Unfortunately for some of the sheep, sometimes “saving” them looks a lot … Read More

Offbeat Games– Bacon Man: An Adventure

June 30, 2015 |

Do you love platformers? Do you love bacon? Have you always wanted to play a platformer about bacon?

Well do I have good news for you! Skymap Games’ Bacon Man: An Adventure will satisfy your longing for crispy, delicious side-scrolling fun-times.

The … Read More

Offbeat Games: Party Hard

June 16, 2015 |

In Tiny Build’s Party Hard you play as the cranky neighbor. I’m not kidding: you play as the guy that lives next door to the people who are always having loud parties, and you’ve had enough. So what do you do? … Read More

Heads Up: Silence–The Whispered World 2

February 11, 2015 |

There are a couple things that make me very, very happy when I find them in games. I like pretty art, and I like powerful stories.

Silence–The Whispered World 2 appears to have both of those things. The player character, … Read More

Heads Up? Kind Of? Soda Drinker Pro

February 9, 2015 |

Normally we’re pretty careful about the media we feature for our Heads Up series. We want it to be interesting and well reviewed. We select games, books, television and movies that have captured our interest, even if we haven’t experienced them ourselves yet.

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Heads Up: Fenix Rage

February 8, 2015 |

By all accounts, Fenix Rage is HARD. Super Meat Boy levels of hard. In fact, I’ve seen a lot of comparisons between Fenix Rage and Super Meat Boy. That, along with the fact that this game has excellent reviews on … Read More

Heads Up! Primal Carnage

February 7, 2015 |

Primal Carnage calls itself a “Human vs. Dinosaur, team-based, first-person shooter”. That got my attention. That sounds awesome.

Guys. You can play as dinosaurs.

This is getting great reviews on Steam. If you’re bored with your current PvP experience (which … Read More

Heads Up! Robot Roller-Derby Disco Dodgeball

February 6, 2015 |

With a name like Robot Roller-Derby Disco Dodgeball, a game is either going to be fantastic or terrible. Fortunately for developer Erik Asmussen the reviews coming out of Steam Early Access are overwhelmingly positive. It’s currently rated the best multiplayer … Read More

Heads Up! Citizens of Earth

February 5, 2015 |

Citizens of Earth looks like goofy retro fun, which is why I’m making it today’s Heads Up. I love off-the-wall humor.

In Citizens of Earth, you play as the Vice President. You’ve just been elected, but instead of celebrating you … Read More