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News and reviews of comedy media

SNL? Really?

December 4, 2015 |

Today in I have no idea what to write this week: Did… did Saturday Night Live get funny again when I wasn’t looking?

I mean





Further study needed. Will report back … Read More

10 Second Reviews

November 13, 2015 |

Tasty tidbits for your consumption.

“The First Fifteen Lives of Harry August” by Claire North

I spent an Audible credit on this book, and it was a really good idea. This is a delightfully weird book about a man … Read More

Weird Shit On Netflix

August 7, 2015 |

Welcome to my second installment of “weird shit I’ve watched on Netflix.” I figure, why not share my strange experiences with you, our readers?

“The Extraordinary Adventures of Adele Blanc-Sec”

This was a bizarre delight of a movie, directed … Read More

My Favorite Movies of 2014

December 19, 2014 |

We’re approaching the end of the year, time for a year in review thingy!

I’m afraid that my 2014 movie feeling is a resounding “meh.” I was so excited for movies like Lucy and Guardians of the Galaxy and while … Read More

10 Second Reviews: October 23, 2014

October 23, 2014 |

Short for time? Gobble up these easily digested 10 Second Reviews.


American Gods by Neil Gaiman: The Tenth Anniversary Edition (A full cast production). The narrators were great and I want to like this book. I couldn’t get into … Read More

10 Second Reviews

October 17, 2014 |

I spent all my article writing time arguing with this website because it isn’t loading correctly. Hopefully by the time this article comes out I will have fixed the problem. If not, well, fuckity fuck.

In lieu of verbosity, enjoy … Read More

Weird Stuff on Neflix

September 12, 2014 |

Are you thinking to yourself “man, I’d sure like to watch a show on Netflix while I embroider my friend’s cosplay (sacrifice this minion, loot this corpse, pet your Mabari, whatever). But which one? I’ve watched all the hyped stuff, and … Read More

Review: The Grand Seduction

July 25, 2014 |

Last week I was able to track down a theatrical viewing of The Grand Seduction, a Canadian comedy film that originally premiered at the 2013 Toronto International Film Festival. In my experience, films that debut at any festival are hard … Read More

The Burning Joy of Hot Pepper Gaming

May 21, 2014 |

If you’re anything like me, there’s a part of you that enjoys laughing at the pain of others. Not like actual existential pain or stuff like that, but when people do dumb things and then suffer for them in a … Read More

Mini Movie Reviews: Noah and The Muppets Most Wanted

April 18, 2014 |

After a long, unplanned hiatus I am back to seeing movies more regularly as they come out in theaters.

Nearly everyone I know hates going to the movie theater–too expensive, too many people, too expensive, people on their cell phones, … Read More