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Video Game Reviews

10 Second Reviews

October 17, 2014 |

I spent all my article writing time arguing with this website because it isn’t loading correctly. Hopefully by the time this article comes out I will have fixed the problem. If not, well, fuckity fuck.

In lieu of verbosity, enjoy … Read More

Dragon Fin Soup: PAX Prime 2014 Preview

October 2, 2014 |

One highlight of PAX Prime 2014 was when Bell and I fought our way to the top floor to play Dragon Fin Soup by the indie dev studio, Grimm Bros. The game was successfully funded on Kickstarter April 14, 2014 … Read More

Review: Paper Mario: Sticker Star

September 26, 2014 |

I didn’t buy a 3DS so I could play Zelda and then forget the 3DS existed. You did that.

Actually, what happened was that I only had two other games for it: Luigi’s Mansion: Dark Moon and Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney … Read More

Things I saw at PAX Prime: BattleCry

September 17, 2014 |

Before I stumbled across Bethesda’s BattleCry booth at PAX, I had never heard of the game. It was initially the character design that caught my attention; I was considering whether I should cosplay again, and had resigned myself to an … Read More

Review: Blackbar

August 6, 2014 |

Fair warning here: I’m not even going to try to avoid spoilers. If you have any desire to play this game, stop reading now, because I’m going to spoil the hell out of it.


Blackbar is a story-based puzzle game … Read More

Review: Munin

July 11, 2014 |

Recently I was lucky enough to receive a copy of the game Munin to review. Munin is a platformer from Gojira available now on Steam.

Munin (sometimes spelled Muninn) in mythology is one of the Norse god Odin’s two pet ravens. Munin … Read More

Review: The Cat Lady (trigger warning–suicide)

June 13, 2014 |

The Cat Lady, from Harvester Games, is one of the coolest indie games I’ve played yet. Available on PC or through Steam, it’s a creepy little story about a woman on the eve of her suicide.

The player follows Susan … Read More

Gone Home & the Changing Face of Games (Minor Spoilers)

May 14, 2014 |

It’s hard to talk about Gone Home without spoiling the story because Gone Home is the story. The gameplay is different than what we’ve come to expect in games; there’s no pressure to succeed and no real risk of failure. … Read More

Review: Child of Light

May 9, 2014 | | 2 Comments

Child of Light is the newest game from Ubisoft whom I know from the Assassin’s Creed games, mostly. I’ve discovered they also make Trials, which is one of the most-played games in my household. I’m not a fan myself, but everyone … Read More

Bell Plays Titanfall And It Is Magical

March 19, 2014 |

There were a lot of memorable moments from E3 2013. We got to watch Microsoft squee for an hour over what a good remote control the XBox One was going to be (fun fact: my Xbox One doesn’t work as … Read More