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Can't Talk | August 15, 2020

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About Justin



Justin is a college student who spends his time playing games, watching TV, or writing. Or doing one of the three while also eating pop tarts. On Twitter @GigawattConduit.

Posts By Justin

Did The Force Awakens Give Us an Awesome New Relationship?

December 21, 2015 |

There are spoilers for “Star Wars: The Force Awakens” in this. If you haven’t seen it, it’s in your best interest not to read this until you’ve done so.

So, “Star Wars: The Force Awakens” has hit theaters, … Read More

Bojack Horseman: Nostalgic Anthropomorphic Beatdown

August 14, 2015 |

As a child of the 90s, I’m at a bit of a weird spot in my life in that a lot of the stuff I currently consume and enjoy is not from my era. Superhero movies, video games, really bad … Read More

Fantastic Four? More Like Fantastic Copycat

August 8, 2015 | | One Comment

So Fantastic Four is out, and it sounds like it’s not quite so fantastic as the name would suggest. That’s not entirely surprising, given that for whatever reason, those four don’t click for people the same way the X-Men, Avengers, … Read More


July 30, 2015 |

Did you see Marvel’s “Ant-Man”? Going by the box office, you more than likely did, which honestly isn’t surprising. It’s a Marvel movie; they could release Avengers-themed condoms and sex toys personally approved by Stan Lee and those things would … Read More

The Color Game

July 23, 2015 |

In another installment of this week’s “what the hell, comics” articles, Justin wonders: It’s always gotta be the right person for the job. Haven’t we moved past that now?

Earlier this year, Marvel announced their plans to merge their 616 … Read More

Joked To Death

July 21, 2015 |

Welcome back the amazing Justin for an article on, in his words: So there’s two new animated Batman movies coming out next year. One is based on that ever so popular and never critiqued comic “The Killing Joke”–ah, %^&$.

There’s … Read More

The Thin, Straight Line

July 14, 2015 |

It’s Comic Book Week here at Can’t Talk Media and we are pleased to welcome back our resident ranter Justin! He has written another great article on LGBT inclusivity in comics and movies.

I guess that it’d be fitting for … Read More

The Spectacular Whitey-Man

May 26, 2015 |

Welcome back guest writer Justin on the possible casting of Spiderman. In his words: It looks like our new Spider-Man has been revealed, and it’s more than likely another white dude–*intense vomiting and eye rolls*

Okay, I feel like I need … Read More

Bi Bi Bi

March 17, 2015 |

Can’t Talk welcomes back our fabulous contributor Justin for some real talk about bisexuality and representation! Spoilers for The 100 ahoy.

Well, it’s finally time to admit something about myself. Granted, this thing isn’t really a shock if you look … Read More

The Amazing Spider-Reboot

February 22, 2015 |

Please welcome back Amazing Guest Writer Justin, who kindly wrote us an update to his Phase 3 article after the new MCU news was released!

You ever have that one friend that’s in dire need of getting some sense punched … Read More