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Monthly Archives: January 2014

Beyond 101: Feels (part 2, do not yell at the puppy)

January 31, 2014 |

(image credit: It is a website about botox. Okay then.)

In case you missed it: step 1

Now, look at this puppy (from wikipedia):

Would you scream at this puppy? Would you hurl abuses or call her a fucking … Read More

Greaseball: Dealing With Oily Hair

January 28, 2014 | | 3 Comments

Bodies are gross. All of them. Today, we’re going to talk about one specific way that my body (and maybe yours) is gross and what I did to combat it. This article contains some grossness.

You have been warned. 

I’m … Read More

Episode 28: A Very Gentlemanly Cross-Cast

January 27, 2014 | | 2 Comments

(image credit:–tshirt–Monocle-Mustache-Top-Hat. I need this shirt for reasons.)

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We teamed up with our friends at The Gentlemen Radio this week to bring you guys our very first Cross-Cast! This almost two-hour long episode … Read More

Beyond 101: Feels (part one: what the hell is a feel, anyway?)

January 24, 2014 |

Let’s talk about feelings. 

My qualifications: I often refer to myself as “in the trenches.” I’m not a neurobiologist or a medical doctor. My understanding of the way the brain works comes from only slightly more education on the matter … Read More

Gameranx: The National Enquirer of Games Journalism

January 23, 2014 |

Earlier today gaming site Gameranx posted an article entitled “Dragon Age: Inquisition Might Drop Romance Options”.  Citing a tumblr post by Dragon Age’s lead writer, David Gaider, the article starts out by saying “Why even include romance options in video games? … Read More

Loot Crate January Unboxing and Giveaway: Launch!

January 21, 2014 | | 5 Comments

I am a sucker for monthly subscription boxes. I’ve tried beauty boxes like Ipsy,  Julep, and Birchbox and food boxes like Graze. Loot Crate is, by far, my favorite subscription box.

The day our Loot Crate arrives is one of my family’s favorite days. (By “my … Read More

Episode 27: An Hour of Butt Sex

January 20, 2014 |

Download this episode (right click and save) This week, we DON’T have an hour of butt sex on the podcast. In fact, there was absolutely no reason to name the podcast this, we just did. Because we felt like … Read More

Living the Fat Lifestyle: Clothes Edition

January 17, 2014 | | 4 Comments

(taking silly pictures of myself. UGH this word of the year thing sucks.)

I have been out of the fat closet for a while now. Well, I guess I’m in the fat closet because nothing in the thin closet would fit … Read More

People You Should Check Out: Neil Hilborn

January 15, 2014 |

Amelia and I are both a little in love with slam poetry, and Neil Hilborn is one of the best I’ve seen. You’ve probably seen him before; his piece “OCD” earned him a lot of well-deserved praise and attention last … Read More

Episode 26: Incest, goblins and The Princess Bride

January 13, 2014 |

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This week Amelia and Bell talk about the books, movies, and television shows that made our childhoods great! Okay, maybe not great, but at least tolerable.

Amelia’s enjoying Feed by Mira Grant. Bell … Read More