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Monthly Archives: November 2013

Beyond 101: Self Esteem (part 1)

November 29, 2013 | | 2 Comments

Go Google “improving self esteem.” I’ll wait.

I did this, too, because who am I to tell you what to do? I found, and you’ll find, 1000000 articles titled “X Ways to Boost Your Self Esteem Now.” When I … Read More

How to Roast a Turkey and Also Get Super Dry Skin

November 27, 2013 |

(yeah. I won NaNoWriMo this morning. That’s unrelated to this post, but I WON NANOWRIMO THIS  MORNING SO TOO BAD.)

I learned everything I know about cooking from Grandma Google, pretty much. When I decided I wanted to do my … Read More

Assassin’s Creed IV: Black Flag (Thank God It Doesn’t Suck)

November 26, 2013 |

Just over a year ago I played a game called Assassin’s Creed III.

It sucked.

It sucked HARD.

Assassin’s Creed III sucked so much that I wrote over 3000 words of reviews, broken up into three parts, detailing many of … Read More

Episode 19: Goddess of safer lesbian sex

November 25, 2013 |

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This week we welcome our very first special guest, Ritzy! (You can find her on Twitter @ritzyfoxx) We talk about safer sex for everyone. 

Bell has been busy painting dice.

Amelia … Read More

The Dice Are Still Trying To Kill Me

November 22, 2013 |

I like tabletop gaming. I like pen and paper RPGs and I like games that come in boxes. I’m not a min/maxer and I don’t really “play to win.” I just like the experience of sitting around a table with … Read More

I Did A Thing! Numbering Dice

November 19, 2013 |

Anyone who has been around me for five minutes knows that I have a dice problem. Well, technically, I have two dice problems:  the inability to stop buying dice and the inability to roll higher than a ten with the … Read More

Episode 18: Geener

November 18, 2013 |

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On this episode we talk about SOMEONE’S genitalia far too much, how someone else has scale itch, and Amelia has finally (almost) finished Mass Effect!

Amelia recommends Saint Mary Blue by Barry … Read More

Yoga Confessions

November 15, 2013 |

I’ve become one of those yoga people. You know who they are.

friend: “So, my back has been bothering me.”

me: “You should try yoga.”

friend 2: “It’s weird, I’m not sleeping very well.”

me: “Give yoga a shot.”

friend … Read More

Night of the Doctor

November 14, 2013 |

I may be a teeny, tiny bit excited for Day of the Doctor, for reasons including ‘omgwtfbbq’ and ‘David Tennant.’ I can’t help but squee over this mini episode, just released this morning. Can’t deny I was happy to … Read More

Episode 17: She’s done it both ways

November 11, 2013 |

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This episode is all about worth: What does it look like, and how do you know when you have it? Amelia also cruelly and relentlessly targets Bell’s one weakness.

Amelia … Read More